7. A person can masturbate on their coworker’s desk and it’s not an offense
There are no laws against this. Once, in Minnesota a man decided to make an adjustment to his coworker’s coffee. The woman took the case to court, but the judge said there are no laws against it so there’s not much you can do about it.
Instead, she advised the victim to lobby against this.
8. In Colorado you can rightfully kill someone
If you are imprisoned in Colorado and someone is trying to trespass in your cell you are entitled to defend yourself, that also implies murder as well.